NB: The following contains mild spoilers for Plane.
Anyone who’s taken even an occasional plane journey will have had their share of bad experiences. From dreadful in-flight meals to cramped seating, flying on commercial airlines is far from a glamorous experience. Unless you happen to be able to afford to fly business class, plane trips are often marked out by claustrophobia, unfeasibly small fizzy drinks tins, and a melange of disturbing and unplaceable smells. All of this pales in comparison, however, to the horrendous ordeal experienced by the passengers of Trailblazer Airlines Flight 119. In the starkly-titled Plane ā the latest in Gerard Butler’s series of sensibly-budgeted action thrillers, released in January this year ā said passengers are subjected to baffling planning decisions, patchy service from its glaringly sparse flight crew, and an incident so calamitous that the airline is forced to send in a platoon of mercenaries. The first red flag, really, is the name of the airline itself ā Trailblazer. Let’s face it, if thereās one thing you donāt want to blaze a trail, itās a commercial aeroplane. Then there’s the pilot: Brodie Torrance, played with the usual gruff charisma by Butler.
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Leaving aside for a second that Brodie shares his surname with the murderous dad from The Shining, the film later reveals how he ended up working for a “third-tier” airline like Trailblazer. During an altercation with a passenger an unspecified period of time earlier, Brodie traded punches and eventually choked the passenger until he passed out on the floor. None of the passengers aboard Flight 119 were party to this information ā if they were, they probably would have thought twice about getting on the plane in the first place. The events of Plane take place on New Year’s Eve, with Brodie tasked with piloting an aircraft of just 14 passengers on an overnight flight from Singapore to Tokyo. It’s at this point that someone from Trailblazer makes the frankly bizarre decision to send the plane straight through the middle of a storm ā a shortcut, Brodie’s told, which will save the airline about $12,000 in fuel. (“It’s airline protocol,” the unnamed decisionmaker later says ā a quote that would probably come back to haunt the company at any inquest into the disaster.) Brodie’s protests fall on deaf ears, and you can probably gather what happens next: Flight 119 hits a cataclysmic lightning storm, the plane’s circuits are fried, and the craft is forced to crash-land on an island somewhere in the Philippines. By this point, Flight 119’s already skeletal staff of three has been reduced to two ā air hosts Bonnie (Daniella Pineda) and Maria (Amber Rivera). Of the pair, only Bonnie seems to remember that her job is to look actually after her passengers ā if I were her, I’d be looking for a job at a more reputable airline once I got back on home turf.Gerard Butler, seen relaxing with his Flight 119 crew before take-off. Credit: Lionsgate.
Mike Colter as Louis Gaspare. It turns out that every flight should have at least one potential murderer aboard, just in case. Credit: Lionsgate.
For heavenās sake, donāt fly through that storm, Gerard. Credit: Lionsgate.
Actually, weād rather not. Credit: Lionsgate.